What's Your True Birth Month?

Your True Birth Month Is June

Fussy Abiding Friendly Stubborn Talkative Sensitive Executive Hesitating Easily hurt Active mind Easily bored Daydreamer Loves to joke Tends to delay Temperamental Brand conscious Loves to dress up Having lots of ideas Good debating skills Funny and humorous Thinks far with vision Prone to getting colds Polite and soft-spoken Able to show character Seldom show emotions Knows how to make friends Easily influenced by kindness Takes time to recover when hurt Choosy and always wants the best Those who love me are enemies; Those who hate me are friends

What's Your True Birth Month?

Who's The True You?

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to do more for you. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck depends on maintaining good relationships with others. The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.

Who's The True You?

Are You a Spicy Chica?

Your Spicy Score: Medium

You are hot enough to make a lasting impression, but you strike a balance. You know when you're being too fiery, and you also know when to bump up the temperature. Naughty and clever. Sexy yet down to earth. You know how to work both sides of your personality. Men find you hot yet approachable - the perfect combination!

Are You a Spicy Chica?

Who Should You Vote For?

Who You Should Vote For

Barack Obama: 73% Ron Paul: 47% Hillary Clinton: 40% John McCain: 33% Mike Huckabee: 7% Who you agree with on the war in Iraq: Ron Paul Who you agree with on the economy: Barack Obama Who you agree with on health care: Barack Obama Who you agree with on taxes: Ron Paul Who you agree with on abortion: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama Who you agree with on gay rights: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama

Who Should You Vote For?

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!"

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

What Year Do You Belong In?

You Belong in 1967

You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

What Year Do You Belong In?

How Good Are You?

You Are 52% Good

You are a fairly good person. You strive to live a moral life whenever possible. You are usually kind, generous, and loyal. However, you do have a dark side that even you may not see. When it comes down to ethical decisions, you tend to take the path of least resistance. So you may end up lying, cheating, or engaging in other bad behavior... because it's just easier to do so. You are also probably: Conflicted and confused about the current course of your life Right now you are on track to being: A slightly crooked politician To be a better person: Break one bad habit - whether it's telling white lies or spending too much money.

How Good Are You?

SEX

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? I WAS SINGLE AND HAVING FUN LIVING IN VEGAS
2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 4
3. Ever been cheated on? BY EVERYONE I HAVE EVER DATED
4. Ever paid for sex? YEP, I'M A WHOREMONGER
5. Ever been married? YES
6. Ever been divorced? YES
7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? REVERSE COWGIRL IN DOGGIE
8. Do you own any guns? YES
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? NOPE
10. Ever been in rehab? NO. I'M SELF-DETOXING
11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? YES
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? YES
13. Last time you masterated? DON'T REMEMBER
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? NO HE IS GETTING SOFT
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? JOHNNY DEPP
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? NO
17. How many states have you lived in? 3
18. How many countries have you lived in? 2
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? WHO DOESN'T?
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?? JULIA ROBERTS
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? NO
22. Ever cheated on someone? YES
23. Ever been paid for sex? WITH MONEY?
24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone? NOT A CHANCE
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? NO WAY. THATS AWFUL
26. What is your IQ? 135
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids? HE WANT'T A PERVERT.
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? OF COURSE HE DID IT. AT LEAST OUR LEGAL SYSTEM STILL STANDS.
29. Fake tits or real tits? REAL
30. Ever watch someone die? NO
31. How long has it been since you had sex? DON'T REMEMBER :-(
32. Name your favorite beer? Guinness
33. If you could have free plastic surgery what would you get? LABIAPLASTY
34. Truthfully size matter?? ONLY FOR THE EXTREMES: TOO SMALL OR TOO BIG.

survey for the BOREDDDDDDDD!!!

1. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
no


2. What time did you get home the past Friday and Saturday?
i stayed home


3. Do you and your best friend have the same cell company?
yes, that way our calls to each other are free


4. What time do you wake up on school days?
every day is a new day


5. What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
jelly


6. How many Advils do you take at a time?
i don't take medicine


7. What was the last thing you put in the microwave?
tea


8. Do you wear Crocs?
no


9. Do your carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?"
neither. i love walking in the rain.


10. What's your favorite Gatorade flavor?
original


11. What's the last movie you watched?
a scanner darkly


12. What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
U r so welcome...u made my XMAS! Thank u


13. Have you ever dated a guy shorter than you?
no


14. What is the last thing you touched, other than your computer?
kitty


15. What's your favorite perfume?
egyptian musk


16. What's your favorite cologne on a guy?
obsession


17. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
no


18. Do you know any triplets?
no

19. What have you had to drink today?
water


20. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
6, i am sooooooooo tired


21. Do you play Guitar Hero?
no


22. Do you have Justin Timberlake music in your libary?
yes


23.Where were you July 4th?
sleeping


24. Can you sleep in jeans?
i sleep naked


25. What does the last text message you received say?
I m just fkn crazy. N need to get away like u do to CR.


26. What did you reply?
Have you renewed your passport yet?


28. Have you ever dressed in drag?
i have worn men's clothes but not to look like a man


29. Have you ever helped someone else dress in drag?
yes, i find this lots of fun! i even helped do the make-up!!


30. Do all your friends live close to you?
no, almost all my friends live in different cities


31. What do you think about the last person you texted?
i have great respect


32. Do you own something tie dye?
of course


33. Do you have a dog?
yes


34. Have you read "To Kill a Mockingbird"?
yes, great book


35. Do you vote?
yes


36.Do you drink beer?
not anymore


37. How tall is your best friend?
not sure, but taller than me


38. Tell me a secret:
then it wouldn't be a secret


39. Have you ever been called a whore?
yes, i am a dirty filthy whore in bed


40. Have you ever dated someone named Adam?
no


41. How many texts are in your inbox?
212


42. How many will it hold?
216


43. Have you changed your clothes in a vehicle?
yes, even outside the vehicle!


44. Do you have any television obsessions?
no, but i do enjoy watching 30rock


45. Who was your favorite Backstreet Boy?
not familiar with them at all


46. What is your favorite kind of potato chips?
salt & vinegar


47. Do your parents like the music you listen to?
yes


48. Who's the most annoying person in your neighborhood?
i don't know anyone in my neighborhood


49. What brand of eyeliner do you use?
alexis vogel


50. Last thing you ate?
Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies

How Pure Are You?

You Are 12% Pure

You've been a very bad girl or boy... And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.

How Pure Are You?

Are You a Right Brained or Left Brained Woman in Love?

You Are Right Brained In Love

Bit of a drama queen Peacemaker, first to end a fight Good at thinking up creative dates Tend to fall in love and get hurt easily Going with your gut instead of your head Empathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault Good at recognizing patterns in relationships Been in love many times, perhaps too many to count Wildly passionate and intense when falling in love Spontaneous with relationships, going with the flow Overly visual - can play back past dates like movies in your mind Roses, love poems, and stuffed animals are a good start to winning your heart

Are You a Right Brained or Left Brained Woman in Love?

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Never Date a Cancer

Clingy, emotional, and very private - it's hard to escape a Cancer's clutches. And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they're anything but open in return. Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

You Will Be a Cool Parent

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need. You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law. While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top. You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

Which tarot card are you?

I Am

Which tarot card are you?

Spiritual enlightenment, inner illumination, hidden power. Link between seen and unseen. Balance of positive and negative forces. Receptivity. Unseen guidance.

A young woman sits on a throne holding a scroll labeled "Tora" meaning "law." On her breast is the sign of the meeting of heaven and earth, the Maltese cross. Her crown is the full orb supported by horns, the crown ofthe Mother Goddess Isis, who rules all things changeable, shown by the moon at her feet. Her power, upon which her throne rests, derives from the creative principle of duality, shown by the two pillars of light and darkness. To those who know and love her she dispenses the sweet fruit of the world itself, symbolized by the pomegranites.

The Dirty Thirty - 30 unknown facts/secrets

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
2004

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
sleeping

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
talking on the phone

4. What are you wearing?
robe

5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
no

6. Last person to say they loved you?
Mom

7. Last person to send you a text?
my boyfriend

8. Last person to send you a letter?
sister

10. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
most

11. Do you have any famous relatives?
no

14. How long is your hair?
depends

15. How many different drinks have you had today?
3 - water, tea, Propel

16. What have you eaten today?
pork lo mein, orange chicken, fortune cookie

17. Are you good at math?
yes

18. Do you have plans on Saturday night?
yes

19. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
never have but might now

20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yes

21. Do you like the ocean?
looking at the ocean--yes; going in the ocean--no.

22. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
usually

23. What are you excited about?
seeing my boyfriend tomorrow, going to Costa Rica, moving away from Las Vegas

24. What did you do yesterday?
spend the entire day on the couch in extreme pain from cramps.. :-(

25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
no

26. Where do you keep your change?
lots of places

27. Who is the best person in your life?
"best" is hard to define.

28.Would you like to sleep alone or with someone?
with someone so we can have 3am sex

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
my birthday is next week, so we'll see!

30. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends list?
anyone--no...but there are people I would kiss or already have