Psychoanalyze yourself

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
My boyfriend


2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
bear


3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It doesn't see us. I turn off my flash and take a picture.


4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)
Two story english tutor, huge lot


5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Of course!


6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?
Tons of food


7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Gold chalice


8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up & put in a safe place



9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?
ocean


10. How will you cross the water?
bridge


If you care, think of your answers & scroll down to see what they are supposed to mean...

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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

Getting to know your friends

Welcome to the Fall 2007 edition of getting to know your friends.


1. What is your occupation?
Model and Erotic Dancer

2. What color are your socks right now?
Not wearing socks

3. What are you listening to right now?
So Rich So Pretty -- Mickey Avalon

4. What was the last thing that you ate?
Subway turkey breast sandwich on wheat with lttuce, tomato, onions, olives, and pepperchinis

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Yes

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Sea green

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Gary

8. How old are you today?
28

9. Favorite drink?
Chocolate Fudge Brownie Milkshake

10. What is your favorite sport to watch?
UFC/Pride

11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
"I can't recall"

12. Pets?
Five

13. Favorite food?
Mexican/Thai

14. What was the last movie you watched?
American Gangster

15. Favorite days of the year?
March 17, October 31, December 14/16/20/25

16. What do you do to vent anger?
Either work out, have sex, or binge eat/drink

17. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Barbie

18. What is your favorite fall or spring?
Fall

19.Hugs or kisses?
Kisses

20. Cherries or Blueberry?
Blueberry

22. When was the last time you cried?
Day before my last period

23. What did you do last night?
Slept after sitting through a 12 hour hair appointment. The night before I worked.

24. Favorite smells?
Obsession, cake, burning wood

25. What are you afraid of?
Regret

26. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Plain from In & Out

27. Favorite dog breed?
Maltese

28. Favorite days of the week?
Thursday

29. How many states have you lived in?
Four

30. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery?
No

31. Who's your favorite NFL team?
49ers

32. Do you have a house phone that is NOT cordless?
Yes

33. Do you like finding out more about people in your lives?
Always

34. Are you in love?
Yes

35. Are you happy with your life right now at this moment?
Yes, I am very happy and grateful.

Weirdness

If you could have three wishes, what would you spend them on? MORE WISHES
If you were trapped on an island with only one Cd, what would you want it to be? ROLLINS BAND "WEIGHT"
What one super power would you most like to have? ABILITY TO READ MINDS
If you had to save one thing from your burning house, what would it be? CATS
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing? FUCKING
After the 24 hours, how would you most like to go out? PAINLESSLY WHILE SLEEPING
Would you rather give an orgasm on command or receive one? GIVE
You can get away with murdering any one person, who do you choose? I PLEAD THE 5TH
What one person would you bring back from the dead? MY SISTER
You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose? MY BOYFRIEND
You can wipe one animal completely out of existence, what do you choose? ROACHES
What country would you most like to wipe out of existence? NONE. EVERY COUNTRY HAS VALUE.

This or that

Live forever (aging) or die young? DIE YOUNG
Be a porn star or a prostitute? PORN STAR
Kill your favorite pet or kill your favorite sibling? PET
Suffocate or drown? SUFFOCATE
Burn to death or freeze to death? FREEZE
Have no fingers or no eyelids? EYELIDS
Be blind or deaf? DEAF
Never see your Mom again or never see your Dad? MOM
Sleep in a tank of spiders or bath of cockroaches? SPIDERS AND LOTS OF THERAPY
Live in constant fear or constant pain? FEAR
Be too thin or too fat? THIN
Be constantly talked about or ignored? TALKED ABOUT
Be a pothead or an alcoholic? POTHEAD
Eat until your stomach burst or starve to death? STARVE
Have to have sex with everyone you meet or never have sex at all? EVERYONE. WHO KNOWS, COULD BE FUN!

For 5 Million Dollars.... Would you...

Murder someone you didn't know? YES
Have sex with a member of your family? NO
Throw yourself from a great height? (non-fatal) NO
Set yourself on fire? (non-fatal) NO
Never see your parents again? YES
Be a heroin addict? NO
Be made hideously ugly by plastic surgery? NO
Beat up your favorite sibling? SURE, SHE WOULD UNDERSTAND.
Kill an animal? SURE
Run around your school naked? YES
Have a baby? YES
Never speak again? NO
Never see any of your friends again? NO
Have your legs amputated? NO

Drinking

1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...
Overdrink

2. Shots or beers?
Shots

3. Do you have drinking buddies?
Yep

4. Do you get Angry?
No

5. Do you puke?
I did the last time I drank. :-(

6. After 7 drinks who are you?
The life of the party!

7. Your favorite drink is?
Patron

8. Tequila does what to you?
Makes me horny and social

9. Who do you drink with?
Anyone

10. Vodka makes you?
Sleepy

11. Do you smoke when you drink?
No

12. Do you pass out?
I pass out whenever I go to sleep, drinking or not.

13. Do you drink girly drinks?
Yep, I love sugar!!

14. Do you drink alone?
No

15. Worst drink you have ever had?
Wild Turkey

16. Do you play drinking games?
No

17. Favorite Beer?
Guinness

18. What is your favorite shot?
Patron

19. What will you NOT drink?
Schnapps

20. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?
Yes

22. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
No

23. Do you like frozen drinks?
Sometimes

24. Do you drink liquor straight?
Duhh! I am a shot girl!

25. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
Only beer

26. Are you drunk right now?
Don't thinki so. Hungover though..

27. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis?
I plead the 5th

28. Do you drink a lot of wine?
Not normally

29. When is the last time you drank?
Two nights ago

30. Ever been streaking while drinking?
Hmmmm...

31. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?
Not because of the alcohol

32. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
No

33. Ever woken up & said "Dude where's my car?"
All the time

34. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkness?
No, but I've been the one carried

35. Have you ever gotten a free drink at the bar?
I am a woman.

37. Puked in a friend's car?
Never. I am a considerate drunk even when sick. I puke outside.

MY BAR TAB IS $835!! what am i gonna do!!??!!

This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! :)

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $15

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $5

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $25

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $10

Spent time in jail -- $15

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

now,..
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is"

What Kind Of Soul Are You?

This has changed since the last time I took this quiz.

You Are a Bright Star Soul

Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you acheive You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy You posess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles. Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally! Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Trixie Racer
Birthday: December 14, 1978
Birthplace: San Francisco, California
Current Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'5"
Bra Size: 32DDD
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Russian, Irish, German, Dutch

The Shoes You Wore Today: Still barefoot!
Your Weakness: Good sex, Sweets
Your Fears: Missing out of life, Getting fat
Your Perfect Pizza: Salami, double pineapple, black olives, and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get accepted into Playboy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Oh shit! What time is it?"
Your Best Physical Feature: Breasts
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Every single one. I don't want to forget any part of my life.

Pepsi or Coke: Barq's
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sonic
Single or Group Dates: Single,. to start, group eventual
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Huh? Unsweetened ice tea please.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee puts me to sleep

Do you Smoke: Only pot
Do you Swear: Too much
Do you Sing: Not enough alcohol in the world to make me karaoke
Do you Shower Daily: or bathe
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Only with a prenup!
Do you believe in yourself: Yes. All things are possible to those who believe.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if on a boat
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes!!
Do you play an Instrument: If my bong counts

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No

Ever been Drunk: Ha!!!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, I enjoy being a cock tease.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
How do you want to Die: Asphyxiation while fucking
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A happy woman with no regrets
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland

In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Green/Green
Favorite Hair Color: No preference/Blonde
Short or Long Hair: No preference/Long
Height: 5'8" or taller/No preference
Weight: 150-220/100-170
Best Clothing Style: Suits/Skimpy

Number of Drugs I have taken: lol...
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: Just my ears
Number of Tattoos: Tattoos are not feminine
Number of things in my Past I Regret: THREE - (1) Not seeing Snot in Concert, (2) Not seeing K.C. & the Sunshine band in concert, (3) Not going to Burning Man.

What colour is your heart?

~What colour is your heart?~ created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Orange Your heart is orange. You like mischief, whether it's breaking the law or just being kinky! You like any kind of fun that involves danger. That's good, just make sure you don't get caught. Go you, I'm very proud! Orange 75% Blue 75% Yellow 68% Purple 57% White 54% Red 54% Black 50% Green 46% Pink 43%

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Your Personality Profile

You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Yes or No

1) You can only say YES or NO!

2) You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages asks!

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Taken a picture completely naked? Yes

Made out with someone on your top 8? Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked? Yes

Told a lie? Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes

Seen someone die? Yes

Slept in until 5pm? Yes

Had sex at work? Yes

Fallen asleep at work? Yes

Fallen asleep at school? Yes

Held a snake? No

Ran a red light? Yes

Been suspended from school? Yes

Totaled your car in an accident? Yes

Pole danced? Yes

Been fired from a job? Yes

Sang karaoke? No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose? Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No

Sang in the shower? Yes

Gave your private parts a nickname? No

Ever gone out without underwear? Yes

Sat on a roof top? Yes

Played chicken? Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes

Broken a bone? Yes

Mooned someone? No

Flashed someone? Yes

Shaved your head? Yes

Played a prank on someone? Yes

Had a gym membership? Yes

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No

Been in a band? No

Subscribed to Maxim? Yes

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? Yes

Shot a gun? Yes

Had sex today? Yes

Played strip poker? Yes

Tripped on mushrooms? No

Donated Blood? No

Video taped yourself having sex? Yes

Eaten alligator meat? No

Ever jump out of an airplane? No

Have you been to more than 10 countries? No

Met someone famous? Yes

Had fun doing this? Yes

What's the Theme Song to Your Life?

What's the Theme Song to Your Life? ''LoveStoned'' by Justin Timberlake Whether it's a steady love or one boy/girlfriend after another, your love life is your life. Romantic relationships trump every other facet for you and when you're with that special someone, everything seems to stop. Though you're certainly putting 100 percent into that person, other people or areas of your life might be neglected. It's important to prioritize, but nothing should be completely abandoned, either. Myspace Quizzes

what is ur sex position?

what is ur sex position? harder then hell u just like it hard. no serten position for u. u like it any where any time. u are an all natural freak in bed! calm lady/man on the streets but a freak in bed! Myspace Quiz

What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?

What Kind Of Sex Should You Have? Kinky You like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied. Myspace Quiz

What Sex Dessert Are You?

What Sex Dessert Are You? chocolate sauce you like it on top...u like is sweet, but rough...you kinky SON OF A BITCH BASTARD! Myspace Quiz

True/False

Rule 1:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING
unless someone messages you and asks.
Feel free to message.

Rule 2: T F
Only answer True or False.

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Q: Kissed someone on your top friends? T
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? T
Q: You like someone? T
Q: Held a snake? F
Q: Been suspended from school? T
Q: Sat on a roof top? T
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? T
Q: Broken a bone? T
Q: Shaved your head? T
Q: Played a prank on someone? T
Q: Had/have a gym membership? T
Q: Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry? T
Q: Shot a gun? T
Q: Gave Blood? F
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Just be 100% truthful
LAST PERSON.

1. You hung out with? Mark
2. Last person you texted? Gary
3. Last person you were in a car with? Mark
4. Went to the mall with? Bryan
5. Went on a roadtrip with? Sunflower
6. You talked to on the phone with? Sceamac
8. You called? Mark
9. You messaged on myspace? Jay
10. You commented? Roy
11. You emailed? Mike
12. You missed? Gary
13. You IMed? Nobody
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WOULD YOU RATHER....

1. Eat or drink? EAT
2. Be serious or be funny? Funny
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Skim
4. Die in a fire or get shot? Shot
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ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...

1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or right? Left
4. Sunny or rainy? Rainy
5. Black/white or color? Color
6. Where do you live? Las Vegas & Costa Rica
8. Do you want to get married? Already did that
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
10. Do You Cook? Rarely
11. Current mood? Tired

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IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...

1. Kissed someone? No
2. Been hugged by someone? Yes
3. Held hands with someone? Yes
4. Felt stupid? No
5. Been shocked? Yes
6. Used a calculator? No
7. Slept? Yes
8. Danced? Yes
9. Yelled? No
10. Done the splits? No