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When you fail to follow your dreams, you cheat yourself out of being you.
Be proud of who you are and don't back down.
Be a winner at the game of life!

Thursday, January 31, 2008

SEX

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? I WAS SINGLE AND HAVING FUN LIVING IN VEGAS
2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 4
3. Ever been cheated on? BY EVERYONE I HAVE EVER DATED
4. Ever paid for sex? YEP, I'M A WHOREMONGER
5. Ever been married? YES
6. Ever been divorced? YES
7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? REVERSE COWGIRL IN DOGGIE
8. Do you own any guns? YES
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? NOPE
10. Ever been in rehab? NO. I'M SELF-DETOXING
11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? YES
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? YES
13. Last time you masterated? DON'T REMEMBER
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? NO HE IS GETTING SOFT
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? JOHNNY DEPP
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? NO
17. How many states have you lived in? 3
18. How many countries have you lived in? 2
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? WHO DOESN'T?
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?? JULIA ROBERTS
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? NO
22. Ever cheated on someone? YES
23. Ever been paid for sex? WITH MONEY?
24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone? NOT A CHANCE
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? NO WAY. THATS AWFUL
26. What is your IQ? 135
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids? HE WANT'T A PERVERT.
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? OF COURSE HE DID IT. AT LEAST OUR LEGAL SYSTEM STILL STANDS.
29. Fake tits or real tits? REAL
30. Ever watch someone die? NO
31. How long has it been since you had sex? DON'T REMEMBER :-(
32. Name your favorite beer? Guinness
33. If you could have free plastic surgery what would you get? LABIAPLASTY
34. Truthfully size matter?? ONLY FOR THE EXTREMES: TOO SMALL OR TOO BIG.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

survey for the BOREDDDDDDDD!!!

1. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
no


2. What time did you get home the past Friday and Saturday?
i stayed home


3. Do you and your best friend have the same cell company?
yes, that way our calls to each other are free


4. What time do you wake up on school days?
every day is a new day


5. What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
jelly


6. How many Advils do you take at a time?
i don't take medicine


7. What was the last thing you put in the microwave?
tea


8. Do you wear Crocs?
no


9. Do your carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?"
neither. i love walking in the rain.


10. What's your favorite Gatorade flavor?
original


11. What's the last movie you watched?
a scanner darkly


12. What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
U r so welcome...u made my XMAS! Thank u


13. Have you ever dated a guy shorter than you?
no


14. What is the last thing you touched, other than your computer?
kitty


15. What's your favorite perfume?
egyptian musk


16. What's your favorite cologne on a guy?
obsession


17. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
no


18. Do you know any triplets?
no

19. What have you had to drink today?
water


20. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
6, i am sooooooooo tired


21. Do you play Guitar Hero?
no


22. Do you have Justin Timberlake music in your libary?
yes


23.Where were you July 4th?
sleeping


24. Can you sleep in jeans?
i sleep naked


25. What does the last text message you received say?
I m just fkn crazy. N need to get away like u do to CR.


26. What did you reply?
Have you renewed your passport yet?


28. Have you ever dressed in drag?
i have worn men's clothes but not to look like a man


29. Have you ever helped someone else dress in drag?
yes, i find this lots of fun! i even helped do the make-up!!


30. Do all your friends live close to you?
no, almost all my friends live in different cities


31. What do you think about the last person you texted?
i have great respect


32. Do you own something tie dye?
of course


33. Do you have a dog?
yes


34. Have you read "To Kill a Mockingbird"?
yes, great book


35. Do you vote?
yes


36.Do you drink beer?
not anymore


37. How tall is your best friend?
not sure, but taller than me


38. Tell me a secret:
then it wouldn't be a secret


39. Have you ever been called a whore?
yes, i am a dirty filthy whore in bed


40. Have you ever dated someone named Adam?
no


41. How many texts are in your inbox?
212


42. How many will it hold?
216


43. Have you changed your clothes in a vehicle?
yes, even outside the vehicle!


44. Do you have any television obsessions?
no, but i do enjoy watching 30rock


45. Who was your favorite Backstreet Boy?
not familiar with them at all


46. What is your favorite kind of potato chips?
salt & vinegar


47. Do your parents like the music you listen to?
yes


48. Who's the most annoying person in your neighborhood?
i don't know anyone in my neighborhood


49. What brand of eyeliner do you use?
alexis vogel


50. Last thing you ate?
Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

How Pure Are You?




You Are 12% Pure



You've been a very bad girl or boy...

And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Are You a Right Brained or Left Brained Woman in Love?




You Are Right Brained In Love



Bit of a drama queen

Peacemaker, first to end a fight

Good at thinking up creative dates

Tend to fall in love and get hurt easily

Going with your gut instead of your head

Empathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault

Good at recognizing patterns in relationships

Been in love many times, perhaps too many to count

Wildly passionate and intense when falling in love

Spontaneous with relationships, going with the flow

Overly visual - can play back past dates like movies in your mind

Roses, love poems, and stuffed animals are a good start to winning your heart


Wednesday, January 9, 2008

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Never Date a Cancer

Clingy, emotional, and very private - it's hard to escape a Cancer's clutches.
And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they're anything but open in return.

Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

You Will Be a Cool Parent

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need.
You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law.
While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top.
You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!