Weirdness

If you could have three wishes, what would you spend them on? MORE WISHES
If you were trapped on an island with only one Cd, what would you want it to be? ROLLINS BAND "WEIGHT"
What one super power would you most like to have? ABILITY TO READ MINDS
If you had to save one thing from your burning house, what would it be? CATS
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing? FUCKING
After the 24 hours, how would you most like to go out? PAINLESSLY WHILE SLEEPING
Would you rather give an orgasm on command or receive one? GIVE
You can get away with murdering any one person, who do you choose? I PLEAD THE 5TH
What one person would you bring back from the dead? MY SISTER
You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose? MY BOYFRIEND
You can wipe one animal completely out of existence, what do you choose? ROACHES
What country would you most like to wipe out of existence? NONE. EVERY COUNTRY HAS VALUE.

This or that

Live forever (aging) or die young? DIE YOUNG
Be a porn star or a prostitute? PORN STAR
Kill your favorite pet or kill your favorite sibling? PET
Suffocate or drown? SUFFOCATE
Burn to death or freeze to death? FREEZE
Have no fingers or no eyelids? EYELIDS
Be blind or deaf? DEAF
Never see your Mom again or never see your Dad? MOM
Sleep in a tank of spiders or bath of cockroaches? SPIDERS AND LOTS OF THERAPY
Live in constant fear or constant pain? FEAR
Be too thin or too fat? THIN
Be constantly talked about or ignored? TALKED ABOUT
Be a pothead or an alcoholic? POTHEAD
Eat until your stomach burst or starve to death? STARVE
Have to have sex with everyone you meet or never have sex at all? EVERYONE. WHO KNOWS, COULD BE FUN!

For 5 Million Dollars.... Would you...

Murder someone you didn't know? YES
Have sex with a member of your family? NO
Throw yourself from a great height? (non-fatal) NO
Set yourself on fire? (non-fatal) NO
Never see your parents again? YES
Be a heroin addict? NO
Be made hideously ugly by plastic surgery? NO
Beat up your favorite sibling? SURE, SHE WOULD UNDERSTAND.
Kill an animal? SURE
Run around your school naked? YES
Have a baby? YES
Never speak again? NO
Never see any of your friends again? NO
Have your legs amputated? NO