SEX

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? I WAS SINGLE AND HAVING FUN LIVING IN VEGAS
2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 4
3. Ever been cheated on? BY EVERYONE I HAVE EVER DATED
4. Ever paid for sex? YEP, I'M A WHOREMONGER
5. Ever been married? YES
6. Ever been divorced? YES
7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? REVERSE COWGIRL IN DOGGIE
8. Do you own any guns? YES
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? NOPE
10. Ever been in rehab? NO. I'M SELF-DETOXING
11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? YES
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? YES
13. Last time you masterated? DON'T REMEMBER
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? NO HE IS GETTING SOFT
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? JOHNNY DEPP
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? NO
17. How many states have you lived in? 3
18. How many countries have you lived in? 2
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? WHO DOESN'T?
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?? JULIA ROBERTS
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? NO
22. Ever cheated on someone? YES
23. Ever been paid for sex? WITH MONEY?
24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone? NOT A CHANCE
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? NO WAY. THATS AWFUL
26. What is your IQ? 135
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids? HE WANT'T A PERVERT.
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? OF COURSE HE DID IT. AT LEAST OUR LEGAL SYSTEM STILL STANDS.
29. Fake tits or real tits? REAL
30. Ever watch someone die? NO
31. How long has it been since you had sex? DON'T REMEMBER :-(
32. Name your favorite beer? Guinness
33. If you could have free plastic surgery what would you get? LABIAPLASTY
34. Truthfully size matter?? ONLY FOR THE EXTREMES: TOO SMALL OR TOO BIG.

survey for the BOREDDDDDDDD!!!

1. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
no


2. What time did you get home the past Friday and Saturday?
i stayed home


3. Do you and your best friend have the same cell company?
yes, that way our calls to each other are free


4. What time do you wake up on school days?
every day is a new day


5. What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
jelly


6. How many Advils do you take at a time?
i don't take medicine


7. What was the last thing you put in the microwave?
tea


8. Do you wear Crocs?
no


9. Do your carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?"
neither. i love walking in the rain.


10. What's your favorite Gatorade flavor?
original


11. What's the last movie you watched?
a scanner darkly


12. What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
U r so welcome...u made my XMAS! Thank u


13. Have you ever dated a guy shorter than you?
no


14. What is the last thing you touched, other than your computer?
kitty


15. What's your favorite perfume?
egyptian musk


16. What's your favorite cologne on a guy?
obsession


17. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
no


18. Do you know any triplets?
no

19. What have you had to drink today?
water


20. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
6, i am sooooooooo tired


21. Do you play Guitar Hero?
no


22. Do you have Justin Timberlake music in your libary?
yes


23.Where were you July 4th?
sleeping


24. Can you sleep in jeans?
i sleep naked


25. What does the last text message you received say?
I m just fkn crazy. N need to get away like u do to CR.


26. What did you reply?
Have you renewed your passport yet?


28. Have you ever dressed in drag?
i have worn men's clothes but not to look like a man


29. Have you ever helped someone else dress in drag?
yes, i find this lots of fun! i even helped do the make-up!!


30. Do all your friends live close to you?
no, almost all my friends live in different cities


31. What do you think about the last person you texted?
i have great respect


32. Do you own something tie dye?
of course


33. Do you have a dog?
yes


34. Have you read "To Kill a Mockingbird"?
yes, great book


35. Do you vote?
yes


36.Do you drink beer?
not anymore


37. How tall is your best friend?
not sure, but taller than me


38. Tell me a secret:
then it wouldn't be a secret


39. Have you ever been called a whore?
yes, i am a dirty filthy whore in bed


40. Have you ever dated someone named Adam?
no


41. How many texts are in your inbox?
212


42. How many will it hold?
216


43. Have you changed your clothes in a vehicle?
yes, even outside the vehicle!


44. Do you have any television obsessions?
no, but i do enjoy watching 30rock


45. Who was your favorite Backstreet Boy?
not familiar with them at all


46. What is your favorite kind of potato chips?
salt & vinegar


47. Do your parents like the music you listen to?
yes


48. Who's the most annoying person in your neighborhood?
i don't know anyone in my neighborhood


49. What brand of eyeliner do you use?
alexis vogel


50. Last thing you ate?
Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies

How Pure Are You?

You Are 12% Pure

You've been a very bad girl or boy... And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.

How Pure Are You?

Are You a Right Brained or Left Brained Woman in Love?

You Are Right Brained In Love

Bit of a drama queen Peacemaker, first to end a fight Good at thinking up creative dates Tend to fall in love and get hurt easily Going with your gut instead of your head Empathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault Good at recognizing patterns in relationships Been in love many times, perhaps too many to count Wildly passionate and intense when falling in love Spontaneous with relationships, going with the flow Overly visual - can play back past dates like movies in your mind Roses, love poems, and stuffed animals are a good start to winning your heart

Are You a Right Brained or Left Brained Woman in Love?

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Never Date a Cancer

Clingy, emotional, and very private - it's hard to escape a Cancer's clutches. And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they're anything but open in return. Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

You Will Be a Cool Parent

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need. You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law. While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top. You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

Which tarot card are you?

I Am

Which tarot card are you?

Spiritual enlightenment, inner illumination, hidden power. Link between seen and unseen. Balance of positive and negative forces. Receptivity. Unseen guidance.

A young woman sits on a throne holding a scroll labeled "Tora" meaning "law." On her breast is the sign of the meeting of heaven and earth, the Maltese cross. Her crown is the full orb supported by horns, the crown ofthe Mother Goddess Isis, who rules all things changeable, shown by the moon at her feet. Her power, upon which her throne rests, derives from the creative principle of duality, shown by the two pillars of light and darkness. To those who know and love her she dispenses the sweet fruit of the world itself, symbolized by the pomegranites.

The Dirty Thirty - 30 unknown facts/secrets

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
2004

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
sleeping

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
talking on the phone

4. What are you wearing?
robe

5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
no

6. Last person to say they loved you?
Mom

7. Last person to send you a text?
my boyfriend

8. Last person to send you a letter?
sister

10. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
most

11. Do you have any famous relatives?
no

14. How long is your hair?
depends

15. How many different drinks have you had today?
3 - water, tea, Propel

16. What have you eaten today?
pork lo mein, orange chicken, fortune cookie

17. Are you good at math?
yes

18. Do you have plans on Saturday night?
yes

19. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
never have but might now

20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yes

21. Do you like the ocean?
looking at the ocean--yes; going in the ocean--no.

22. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
usually

23. What are you excited about?
seeing my boyfriend tomorrow, going to Costa Rica, moving away from Las Vegas

24. What did you do yesterday?
spend the entire day on the couch in extreme pain from cramps.. :-(

25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
no

26. Where do you keep your change?
lots of places

27. Who is the best person in your life?
"best" is hard to define.

28.Would you like to sleep alone or with someone?
with someone so we can have 3am sex

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
my birthday is next week, so we'll see!

30. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends list?
anyone--no...but there are people I would kiss or already have

Is Your Family Dysfunctional?

Your Family Is 68% Dysfunctional

Your family definitely has some major problems, and they're still effecting you today. It's time for you to step back, reassess, and decide what kind of role your family should have in your life. The people around you can be toxic, and there's no reason to let your family bring you down. Consider getting some therapy or talking the situation over with a good friend. And spend more time around people who truly care for you!

Is Your Family Dysfunctional?

I KNEW IT!!! lol...

Pages of My Life

Take this survey

Hi my name is: TRIXIE RACER
When I'm nervous: TALK
By this time next year: I WILL BE RETIRED
Last night: I BINGE ATE AND PASSED OUT


PART 1: YOU

Were you a planned baby? NO
Were you the first? YES
Are your parents still married? NO BUT THEY LIVE TOGETHER

PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY

Do you have low self esteem? SOME DAYS
Do you get depressed about things easily? I CAN
Are you happy right now? MOSTLY


PART 3: APPEARANCE

Are you comfortable with the way you look? MOSTLY
Describe your hair: LONG BLONDE
Where do you buy most of your clothes? BEBE


PART 4: RANDOM

Ever been kicked out of a bar? DON'T REMEMBER
Ever drunk dial an ex? DON'T REMEMBER
Can you tie a cherry stem using your tongue? NEVER TRIED


PART 5: THE OUTDOORS

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? OUTDOORS IF ITS RAINING
Do you like walking in the rain? YES
Do you like thunderstorms? LOVE THEM


PART 6: FOOD

Are you a vegetarian? NO
Anything you absolutely could eat forever? CAKE
What is your favorite dessert? CAKE


PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE

Do you want to get married? MAYBE
Have you ever been in love? YES
Are you in a relationship now? YES


PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS

1. Where is your cell phone? WHO KNOWS
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? AT HOME SLEEPING
3. Your hair? MESSY
4. Your style? GYM CLOTHES
5. Cheesecake? NO THANK YOU
6. Siblings? YES
7. Your dream last night? DON'T REMEMBER
8. Your favorite drink? MELON PROPEL
9. Car you want? LEXUS LS 430
10. The room you are in: LIVING
11. Your life goal? TO BE HAPPY
12. Your fears? REGRETTING NOT LIVING MY LIFE TO ITS FULLEST
13. Piercings? EARS
14. Tonight? WILL MASTURBATE, FOLLOWED BY A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
15. Last night? PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH
16. Check out Superbad? NO
17. One of your wish list items? MONEY
18. Where did you grow up? CALIFORNIA
19. Favorite movie? THE SECRET
20. What are you wearing? GYM CLOTHES
21. Tattoos? NOT FEMININE
22. Ketchup? YES, WITH SALT POURED ON TOP
23. Your computer? YES
24. Your friends? AT HOME
25. Your mood? LAZY/SLEEPY
26. Missing? MY BOYFRIEND
27. What are you thinking about right now? FOOD
28. Your car/truck is? DIRTY
29. Your work? BUSY
30. Your summer? EXPERIMENTAL
31. Your favorite song? LATELY "So Rich, So Pretty" BY MICKEY AVALON
32. Your favorite color(s)? PINK, GREEN
33. When is the last time you laughed? I HAVE NO CONCEPT OF TIME
34. Last time you cried? LAST NIGHT
35. High school? NOT ANYMORE
36. Last text? TO TASSY PINK
37. Last received call? SCEAMAC
38. Last IM? DON'T DO THOSE
39. Letter? RECEIVED FROM MOM, SENT TO ?
40. Life? IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!

Which Tarot Card Are You?

I Am
Destiny, fortune, luck, success.
The 4 elements. Unexpected turn of luck.
In the midst of sky and clouds is the disk of Tarot with the letters of the Divine Name placed between. At the corners are the four guardians of the earth: the eagle, the man, the bull and the lion. The disk is in movement signifying constant change and transformation. The sphinx atop the wheel holds the sword of discernment and represents balance in the midst of unending fluidity.
Which tarot card are you?

Psychoanalyze yourself

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
My boyfriend


2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
bear


3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It doesn't see us. I turn off my flash and take a picture.


4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)
Two story english tutor, huge lot


5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Of course!


6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?
Tons of food


7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Gold chalice


8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up & put in a safe place



9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?
ocean


10. How will you cross the water?
bridge


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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

Getting to know your friends

Welcome to the Fall 2007 edition of getting to know your friends.


1. What is your occupation?
Model and Erotic Dancer

2. What color are your socks right now?
Not wearing socks

3. What are you listening to right now?
So Rich So Pretty -- Mickey Avalon

4. What was the last thing that you ate?
Subway turkey breast sandwich on wheat with lttuce, tomato, onions, olives, and pepperchinis

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Yes

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Sea green

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Gary

8. How old are you today?
28

9. Favorite drink?
Chocolate Fudge Brownie Milkshake

10. What is your favorite sport to watch?
UFC/Pride

11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
"I can't recall"

12. Pets?
Five

13. Favorite food?
Mexican/Thai

14. What was the last movie you watched?
American Gangster

15. Favorite days of the year?
March 17, October 31, December 14/16/20/25

16. What do you do to vent anger?
Either work out, have sex, or binge eat/drink

17. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Barbie

18. What is your favorite fall or spring?
Fall

19.Hugs or kisses?
Kisses

20. Cherries or Blueberry?
Blueberry

22. When was the last time you cried?
Day before my last period

23. What did you do last night?
Slept after sitting through a 12 hour hair appointment. The night before I worked.

24. Favorite smells?
Obsession, cake, burning wood

25. What are you afraid of?
Regret

26. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Plain from In & Out

27. Favorite dog breed?
Maltese

28. Favorite days of the week?
Thursday

29. How many states have you lived in?
Four

30. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery?
No

31. Who's your favorite NFL team?
49ers

32. Do you have a house phone that is NOT cordless?
Yes

33. Do you like finding out more about people in your lives?
Always

34. Are you in love?
Yes

35. Are you happy with your life right now at this moment?
Yes, I am very happy and grateful.

Weirdness

If you could have three wishes, what would you spend them on? MORE WISHES
If you were trapped on an island with only one Cd, what would you want it to be? ROLLINS BAND "WEIGHT"
What one super power would you most like to have? ABILITY TO READ MINDS
If you had to save one thing from your burning house, what would it be? CATS
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing? FUCKING
After the 24 hours, how would you most like to go out? PAINLESSLY WHILE SLEEPING
Would you rather give an orgasm on command or receive one? GIVE
You can get away with murdering any one person, who do you choose? I PLEAD THE 5TH
What one person would you bring back from the dead? MY SISTER
You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose? MY BOYFRIEND
You can wipe one animal completely out of existence, what do you choose? ROACHES
What country would you most like to wipe out of existence? NONE. EVERY COUNTRY HAS VALUE.

This or that

Live forever (aging) or die young? DIE YOUNG
Be a porn star or a prostitute? PORN STAR
Kill your favorite pet or kill your favorite sibling? PET
Suffocate or drown? SUFFOCATE
Burn to death or freeze to death? FREEZE
Have no fingers or no eyelids? EYELIDS
Be blind or deaf? DEAF
Never see your Mom again or never see your Dad? MOM
Sleep in a tank of spiders or bath of cockroaches? SPIDERS AND LOTS OF THERAPY
Live in constant fear or constant pain? FEAR
Be too thin or too fat? THIN
Be constantly talked about or ignored? TALKED ABOUT
Be a pothead or an alcoholic? POTHEAD
Eat until your stomach burst or starve to death? STARVE
Have to have sex with everyone you meet or never have sex at all? EVERYONE. WHO KNOWS, COULD BE FUN!

For 5 Million Dollars.... Would you...

Murder someone you didn't know? YES
Have sex with a member of your family? NO
Throw yourself from a great height? (non-fatal) NO
Set yourself on fire? (non-fatal) NO
Never see your parents again? YES
Be a heroin addict? NO
Be made hideously ugly by plastic surgery? NO
Beat up your favorite sibling? SURE, SHE WOULD UNDERSTAND.
Kill an animal? SURE
Run around your school naked? YES
Have a baby? YES
Never speak again? NO
Never see any of your friends again? NO
Have your legs amputated? NO

Drinking

1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...
Overdrink

2. Shots or beers?
Shots

3. Do you have drinking buddies?
Yep

4. Do you get Angry?
No

5. Do you puke?
I did the last time I drank. :-(

6. After 7 drinks who are you?
The life of the party!

7. Your favorite drink is?
Patron

8. Tequila does what to you?
Makes me horny and social

9. Who do you drink with?
Anyone

10. Vodka makes you?
Sleepy

11. Do you smoke when you drink?
No

12. Do you pass out?
I pass out whenever I go to sleep, drinking or not.

13. Do you drink girly drinks?
Yep, I love sugar!!

14. Do you drink alone?
No

15. Worst drink you have ever had?
Wild Turkey

16. Do you play drinking games?
No

17. Favorite Beer?
Guinness

18. What is your favorite shot?
Patron

19. What will you NOT drink?
Schnapps

20. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?
Yes

22. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
No

23. Do you like frozen drinks?
Sometimes

24. Do you drink liquor straight?
Duhh! I am a shot girl!

25. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
Only beer

26. Are you drunk right now?
Don't thinki so. Hungover though..

27. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis?
I plead the 5th

28. Do you drink a lot of wine?
Not normally

29. When is the last time you drank?
Two nights ago

30. Ever been streaking while drinking?
Hmmmm...

31. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?
Not because of the alcohol

32. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
No

33. Ever woken up & said "Dude where's my car?"
All the time

34. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkness?
No, but I've been the one carried

35. Have you ever gotten a free drink at the bar?
I am a woman.

37. Puked in a friend's car?
Never. I am a considerate drunk even when sick. I puke outside.