SEX

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? I WAS SINGLE AND HAVING FUN LIVING IN VEGAS
2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 4
3. Ever been cheated on? BY EVERYONE I HAVE EVER DATED
4. Ever paid for sex? YEP, I'M A WHOREMONGER
5. Ever been married? YES
6. Ever been divorced? YES
7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? REVERSE COWGIRL IN DOGGIE
8. Do you own any guns? YES
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? NOPE
10. Ever been in rehab? NO. I'M SELF-DETOXING
11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? YES
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? YES
13. Last time you masterated? DON'T REMEMBER
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? NO HE IS GETTING SOFT
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? JOHNNY DEPP
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? NO
17. How many states have you lived in? 3
18. How many countries have you lived in? 2
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? WHO DOESN'T?
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?? JULIA ROBERTS
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? NO
22. Ever cheated on someone? YES
23. Ever been paid for sex? WITH MONEY?
24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone? NOT A CHANCE
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? NO WAY. THATS AWFUL
26. What is your IQ? 135
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids? HE WANT'T A PERVERT.
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? OF COURSE HE DID IT. AT LEAST OUR LEGAL SYSTEM STILL STANDS.
29. Fake tits or real tits? REAL
30. Ever watch someone die? NO
31. How long has it been since you had sex? DON'T REMEMBER :-(
32. Name your favorite beer? Guinness
33. If you could have free plastic surgery what would you get? LABIAPLASTY
34. Truthfully size matter?? ONLY FOR THE EXTREMES: TOO SMALL OR TOO BIG.